i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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