dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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