Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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