Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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