She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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