i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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