I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?