And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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