Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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