he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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