im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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