Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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