Welp...herpes.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
And then he peed in my hair
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