This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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