this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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