My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
