Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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