I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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