I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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