Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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