Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize