Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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