I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Dear god my vagina.
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