so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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