elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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