Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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