I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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