The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
My pussy is not your playground.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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