I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
