Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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