What did we do last night that was yellow?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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