absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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