Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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