Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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