help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So much rum. So many feels.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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