The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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