Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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