I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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