He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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