the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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