your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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