Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Randomize
