she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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