Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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