he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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