Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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