Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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