Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Randomize
