i think my mom watched the whole time
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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