yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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