What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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