i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I still have a little drunk in my system
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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